Incredible India
Indians are very unique in every sense whatever they think and how they approach a particular thing, everything is quite unique and what I will be writing further might offend some extremist and they might start a new movement to stop this post to be read by people like you but I have only one to say to them that is I don’t care cause I don’t care
When a child is born in India some old lady might come with a spoon full of honey saying that Babaji has asked me to write OM on his tongue this way this child will become a successful and honest person, I just wish Osama Bin Laden and Bush should have been born in India and then after writing OM on their tongue they might be remembered as Baba Osama Bangali and Bush would have been his follower as Bushlin Chopra .
And when the child is admitted in the school we don’t just admit him on any day we first go to an Astrologer and lookout for a very good date and after that the child get the admission, if any of my teacher is reading this post they would have been able to understand why I was not regular in my classes obviously cause Ghrah Dasha (Planetry positions)was not right on all those days when I was absent and today after reading this my teachers would feel bad and might even contemplate going to Haridwar to washout their sin which they acquired while punishing me for being irregular in my classes.
Eating manners are like an art in India as we eat with our hands so to remove all the food stuck on our hands you need an artist to remove that in an efficient manner and not to miss that Dakar If any unfortunate non Indian is reading this post, please don’t misunderstood this with Dakar Rally cause this Dakar is an artistic sound which an Indian make after his artistic eating manner and one more thing this is much more famous than The Dakar rally itself.
And if someone reading this post thought that I am a sophisticated person and won’t write about this next thing which I am about to write then for that person I would say I am Mangoman ( common Indian ).
Yes some of you have guessed it right I am talking about Indian artistic Farts even Mozart if still living might have used this Indian talent most efficiently and all my fellow Indian have guessed it right from where AR Rahman got this Inspiration of Jai Ho song and not to miss the characteristic Indian smell of those Farts If a non Indian scientist is thinking that Farting is a natural phenomena, for him I would say the kind of artistic and Smelling Fart an Indian create no other person of any other country can do it cause it takes an effort to eat those spices and also to push them out of your digestive system.
And if you are talking about Indian Manners and their way of living and you have missed Cricket then you are not justifying your post but I have already started a movement in that regard and if you have still not joined this movement then please click here to join The cause also who could miss Bollywood it takes more then just art to not only copy Non Indian movies and also not to get caught and still cry about the fact that we don’t get any awards in Oscars.
Well I was thinking about writing more and more because the topic is very vast but then i thought that my readers might get bored so I am ending my post now and if you people have anything to add to this please feel free to write by commenting on this post.
