Nokia - My life gadget!

Since time immemorial I have hated mobiles…Meet me face to face and I will bore you to death by my half baked jokes but the mobile “coochi coochies” are definitely not for me. But ironically enough, I have always used this device which steals one’s privacy, as my “Privacy enabling tool”…
When I want to have a private time in the office say, and I don’t want those pesky unwanted people around me in the cafeteria then I just ensure that I have a chewing gum in my mouth, to give an effect of talking to a person, and I simply stick my mobile to my ears and pretend talking to a person. Nobody comes near me respecting my “privacy” and hence I enjoy the solace. I also use this trick when I am being bored to hell by an eternal glib blessed person. I pretend that I have a call from that “imaginary friend” and poof I go! But of late, I discovered their other use too and huge it is. Feel free to use it in the time of discomforts! Here comes the research…

                                 Mobile as an embarrassment concealing device

I am awfully scared of bulls, and herein the North India, it’s not uncommon to view those huge beastly creatures, sitting idly staring into the zenith, possibly thinking of new innovative ways of approaching their darling – the cows OR actually flirting with them. I am petrified of these creatures and to be specific of their grunts. Leave alone their grunts, even an inch of the movement of theirs make my legs go jelly…

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