Are You Together? [Toon]

Mis-Communication

Need i say more :D

Teaching Grammar One Tweet At A Time [Toon]

I was actually surprised no one actually did it till now.Well, may be someone would have already done it and i am not aware.So, i went ahead and did one myself.

Grammer Menace

Well, if you are already on Twitter and do not understand, you are #fail :P

For those who don’t know, the twitter brigade has taken matters in their own hand to rid the world of grammatically challenged folks ( read Shahid Kapoor and the likes) . For the tweets that are grammatically incorrect, twitter junta is kind enough to RT that tweet by adding a hash tag #Grammargandu

If my sources are correct, the Uber Cool Beer Guzzler @dharmeshg is the one who coined the hash tag and the rest is history :P .As for the Hitler pic, its because on the same lines, a #GrammerNazi hash tag is also used sometimes :P

Fortunately or unfortunately, since Dharmesh does not follow me, my tweets have not come under the radar :-) .No, Wren and Martin does not follow me on twitter

Nokia Self-Charging Phone! Shake It To Charge It [TOON]

Well, you either comment and ask me to stop with my #fail attempt at humor via toons or i am gonna keep on with it :P

Thought of this while writing a post about the Nokia Self-Charging phone and then it struck me!!

Well, let me give you the cartoon first and then we will get down to details,

Nokia

A big #fail right!! I really thought the idea made for a humorous toon but then blame it on my zero artistic skills, i made a crap case out of it.

Ah, What’s the Idea? It isn’t clear, is it.

Nokia is supposedly launching a phone which will charge itself using piezoelectric energy, which basically uses the energy from movement of parts and harnesses it.Put that in the phone and what do you need for instant charge! Shake The Phone To Generate Kinetic Energy between the hardware parts , so *Shake It*. Well, but Sony Ericsson  launched a phone a while back with the punch line *Shake it to Make it* .So, goes the toon :P

Well, i know it was a wasted effort! If you think the concept was wee-bit phunny please re-do the toon :-)

BTW, you don’t comment and these keep coming!! Don’t tell i didn’t warn ya :-)

TATA has the strongest brand recall [TOON]

I have been looking for opportunities to get on to @toondoo ever since i did my first toon comic Oh! The Perils Of GeoTagging.However, i needed a story/idea to express it via a toon.Given the lack of creativity and a lazy Saturday today, i was least expecting it.

But when, @sumgambs tweeted something, i wondered if i could do a little wordplay and change the whole context of the tweet.

Here is what he tweeted,

the brand with the strongest recall and the most diversified, has gotta be Tata (Tweet)

Now, if you have been following news in the recent past, Recall has not been used in the best of contexts especially in the auto-sector.Toyota  had to recall 2.3 million vehicles on account of faults in various models.As if that was not enough, Maruti recalled 1 lakh A-Stars for a fuel tank issue.

TATA has a Cars and has a strong recall!! There was my comic, many thanks to Sumit :P

Personally, this ain’t funny as the previous one, but i just wanted a reason to go back to Toondoo and create another comic.So, here it goes!!

Mis-Twinpretation

Comments/Brickbats welcome!!!

MBA With Experience Or Without!! An Old Linkedin Discussion

One of the those insanely boring days, i configured my Gmail account with Outlook express even though i use Thunderbird :P .Well, while Outlook was retrieving the archieves, i stumbled upon a mail thread which was like more than 2 years old.What was it about? I had posted a question on Linkedin Q&A section, asking

Should i do my MBA with around 2 years of experience or wait or more??
Is going for an mba degree after a 2 year experience in technical field a good idea, or say 3-4 years.Which has more prospects??

 

MBA-With-Experience-or-Without-Confusion

 

Now, i was hardly 6 months into my first job and things were not exactly exciting given that it was the training-cum-shadowing part in my profile.Hence, the thought of ‘Doing a Master’s degree’ kept crossing my mind.Well, since i never took studies seriously at college, the idea for doing a M.S. was out of the question.I had also started my blog on finance/investments at www.gettingmoneywise.com and started learning the nitty gritties of Stock Market.Add to that the swish-swash life of Investment Bankers that one keeps noticing, i decided “MBA In Finance” is going to be my thing.But, the question that loomed large was when? I always wanted to do an MBA from abroad(I still do), primarily to get a truly international exposure and their focus on letting in experienced folks only.Real time business learning is what i wanted to cash on having an experienced peer group.

Well, in times of extreme vellaness i posted the above question(verbatim) on Linkedin and when i look back now, i am frikking surprised of the answers that i received.I am going to hide the names of the awesome folks who answered for obvious reasons, but quoting exact things they said.So, here goes the conversation once i posted the conversation

 

 

Disclaimer: Some answers are real long.I will try to highlight the good points but reading it all wont do any harm

A very senior Professor(Mr.x) wrote,

The experience requirement for MBAs is a joke but since the dunderheads who run MBA programs like this joke you have to do your two years. I taught at the Univ. of Chicago MBA program for 5 years and I was absolutely amazed at the crummy jobs their MBAs came from–I never in my wildest dreams ever imagined wasting time in the crummy types of companies and crummy types of jobs with crummy levels of income those MBAs came from. No wonder they worshipped greed and success–they were losers, every single one!!!!!!!!! MBA programs take as input the world’s lousiest employees and by exposing them to the world’s most vulgar values for 2 years, turn them into the world’s ugliest souls. Nice job if you can get it!!!!!
2 years of exposure to crummy jobs in crummy firms at crummy salary levels is MORE than enough for admittance to any MBA program. Your prospects depend ENTIRELY on reading you did while working and reading you do while being bothered by stupid MBA classes taught by the morons they hire as professors (people straight our of grad schools without an experience in their entire lives).

I was a little awestruck at the reply but then it makes sense too now when i look at it now (2 years later, i think i have become a little more knowledgable)

Well, I replied to him saying that i work with a global MNC and i work in cutting edge technologies and blah..blah.I also asked him if ISB Hyderabad is a good bet.(Well, he was a little harsh may be he didn’t know it properly :P

Look an MBA is a personal brand thing–you get no knowledge worth anything from the out of date overly abstract bozos they hire as professors–you get repute by having Harvard or Stanford or Sloan stamped on your person. That becomes your brand and IT HELPS A LOT, if it is a top ten school. So if you go knowing you will learn nothing at all of value, meet a lot of second rate minds in the form of faculty, and hear "exciting" business ideas about 3 decades after people make money with them, but the repute you get will be worth millions–you will do fine. Just ignore the faculty and all that they say and get that brand on your person and cash it in every subsequent year of your life.
If MBA programs are all about branding not knowledge, as I said above, then Hyderabad X is worthless unless you spend your entire life in south India. Go for the global top brands–Stanford is best, Harvard is second but truly horrible weather and people, MIT and McGill are the best knowledge deal though knowledge at MBA programs is laughable. Stanford introduces you to the unique culture of trust that build Silicon Valley, but half of Stanford faculty are idiots who graduated from MIT or Harvard or other East coast non-trust cultures and schools. Stay away from those East coast educated bozos–they trust nothing and hoard hoard hoard knowledge just like Harvard soaks every living things for profit, profit, profit. Go West in culture and you will learn the secret of Silicon Valley and how the East Coast of the US is the devil–the destroyer of all production and innovation–the blue suit monkeys afraid of everything, liars and thieves, CEO rip offs justified by U of Chicago laizez faire excuses invented by rightwing nuts.

This is as hard hitting as it comes.Frankly, i have not come across any real knowledgeable MBA’s.I have interacted with a few IIM,ISB grads and at the end of the day, i have managed to hold my own during discussions with them.Not being self-pompous but it’s a fact, i dont think knowledge is something that an MBA degree provides u with, It boils down to Personal Brand and the Networking that an MBA degree offers you.

Back to the initial question, another detailed response came in.

From the perspective of a business scenario where baby boomers will leave after 10 years the managerial positions where today are still working; in a hypercompetitive business landscape where versatile skill sets and a innovative mindset will be mandatory conditions for tomorrow’s managers and leaders; in a context where products’ lifecycles are shorter for hyper-competitive markets where consumers, not corporations are leading the evolution of the industry; in an enterprise landscape where collaborative work, knowledge management and a culture driven by innovation will determine that the science & art of managing scenarios of such complexity and so uncertain and volatile will require from knowledge, skill sets and competences that only a MBA or a Master degree can provide.

An MBA usually includes a lot of cases of study about real experiences in management, marketing, business strategy and finance that being applied to business contexts will be more useful and easier for a smart professional who have had previous professional experience is really motivated to succeed in your next career initiative.

Enrolling in a MBA a young professional will acquire complementary knowledge in Management, Operations, Finance and Technology that when are considered in an integrated way and from a systemic perspective will be helpful in achieving the goal of building of a solid business oriented vision, a generalist’s professional perspective while acquiring valuable knowledge about the best practices in management and consultancy.

Beginning your MBA some years after the initiation as a professional will ease the comprehension, analysis and learning from the business landscape, managerial methods and functional disciplines included in a typical MBA.

Additionally, future growth as a professional in Management and/or Consultancy will be indeed interesting and promissory if he/she wants to expand his/her knowledge from a systemic point of view, he/she is motivated to succeed learning state-of-the-at business knowledge and best managerial practices and he/she likes perspective of managing, resources, leading people and being a key factor in pursuing corporate transformation.
Being so, enrolling in a MBA is undoubtedly the best investment that a young and proactive professional could make today in anticipating the business’s perspectives in 5-10 year from now.
I hope this helps you.

This was a toned down orthodox answer in support of “ Get some experience under your belt before enrolling for a MBA degree”

Another answer came and he was of the opinion that “The earlier you get your degree done and the better it is”

I enjoyed Mr. X’s response. While I don’t bring the same cynical view (perhaps because I didn’t suffer the same pain he did), I agree with him. The sooner you can complete it the better off you will be. While waiting (Mr. X’s perspective aside) can give you greater perpespective from which to take in the info, no one looks at your resume and says well he only had 1 year of experience before getting his MBA. An MBA provides tools from which to better adapt to the info and experience a career throws your direction. Make the most of it as soon as possible. I’ve given the same advice to many folks and those who took it have been winners for it.

One more answer to the question came in, and if you can guess the nationality of the person who gave this answer, you get a gift :P

It depends on your exposure and experience since your school days. If you have hands-on experience in managing resources and organizing events, you are ready for the MBA course. You will be able to appreciate the discussions and deliberations in classes, cases and in projects.
Institutions prefer experienced students, companies prefer experienced MBAs, but your previous experience may be considered irrelevant by many. So focus on your domain, and specialize on the MBA where this experience will be useful and in future there should be a progression of learning plus experience to give total value of knowledge and experience.
As a technical person, you may be forgetting many technical issues while studying managerial concepts. You must keep yourself updated on your specialized technical field, and prefer to take your projects and summer placements in related industry/discipline.
It is important to have diverse experience in an organization to appreciate the managerial aspects that flows across functions. If 3-5 years is required to do that, it is appropriate. Remember, after five years, you have an option to get a short-term MBA and also your ability to meet the regimen of study may not remain as good as a fresher.
Incidentally, this is the time to start a family, and you must take that issue in consideration.

 

Now comes the embarrassing part.Amidst all these questions, all these folks went ahead asking me “Why do I want to do an MBA” to which i gave the lamest reply MONEY :P .Bang came an answer from Mr.X

To be honest, you sound as if you are now in very very serious trouble. Lack of motivation (not having clear strong directions you powerfully are already drawn to) will destroy you faster and deeper than anything else. I suspect that money is destroying your life–forget it entirely–THAT will make room for you to discover what you ACTUALLY love—in business the rule always is–DO WHAT YOU LOVE. That is all that counts and that is how the next Apple, Google, etc. will be created. None of them were created by people seeking money–all of them were created by people in love with an idea or product invention or possibility for new ways of living. If you seek money you will be poor all you life and a shallow person not ever worth talking to–if you find what you tremendously LOVE, a wonderful life will continually open up for you–FIND YOUR BLISS, forget money, seeking it will kill your business chances.
I am serious about the above–you are in danger.

True to its core, but then i still have my apprehensions about it. *hint* :P

Another thing that i asked was regarding “What course should i opt for” .I mentioned that i have an Inclination towards Finance/Banking to which i received a very good response

Competence = Education+Training+Skills+Experience. No scope for evidence of Inclination. Put yourself in the role of a recruiter, and ask: should I recruit Ankit with this combination? What role to offer? What can he do for me? You will get the expected answer.

 

Short and sweet and it separates “I like this” from “I know this and I want to learn this” .The latter should decide which specialization one should opt for

Well!! The discussion would still be available on Linkedin for sure, but i thought of chronically these here for two reasons

  • I am sure the question “ MBA with Experience or Without” is something that most of us go through.Hopefully, this thread will help throw some light on the issue
  • I could re-visit the thread sometime because i am still halfway in my pursuit for these nagging questions

It has been a real long post and might get overwhelming.So, please feel free to bookmark it and come back to it later.Share it with your friends who are in the same dilemma.

As for me, almost 3 years into my career, i think “ MBA with work experience would add more value” for reasons,

  • It will help you identify the nature of work you want to do (Marketing/Sales etc) .You might be a technical guy but then thrown in the ecosystem, you will tend to identify with the kind of work you want to do
  • Once, the identification happens, your Skill Set gap will be expose.This gap is critical since it is the premise for “Why you want to do MBA”
  • Bonus: Jobs tend to get real shitty at times.This will make you realize that studies are any day better and you might consider doing an MBA :-)

It has been a long and boring post, but something that i thought would be helpful.

Comments and further discussions on this are Welcome

Oh! The Perils Of GeoTagging [Toon]

Well, there it is!! After following a bunch of webcomic folks on twitter (@meerasapra ,@brainstuck , @tantanoo and more ) , i finally gave in to get my hands dirty with tooning :P

Well, i have never been creative and me and art of any sort have been poles apart.But, then with Toondoo , it did not take a minute for me to get my first ever toon post :-)

So, without any further ado , here’s presenting my first ever toondo creation *Clap* *Clap*

The Perils Of GeoTagg1

Well, the title gives away the context of the toon. Geotagging applications like Foursquare have made my timeline(@ankit_a) oh-so-irritating.No offence to the folks doing it, but then why-would-i-want-to-know-where-you-are .

The second part of the toon draws its inspiration from the super fantabulous PleaseRobME . The site has pwned these geo-tagging updates and provided a glimpse of what repurcusions these geo-tagging updates might have on users.

Again, the idea is not original and folks would have made better versions centered around the same concept.But, I had been wanting to express my thoughts about the same and creating a toon seemed like the perfect idea.

Please be generous with the accolades, pats on the back , awards, cash and anything you might wanna give me for my first toon creation.Oh well, i wont mind criticism , suggestions and anything you might wanna say.

A special thanks to @toondoo for making it dead simple for me to express myself the Cartoon way :P

UPDATE : Uploaded a new version with resized text.

The Quest For The Ultimate Basic Necessity-My Dream Home

ROTI-KAPDA-MAKAN

FOOD ,CLOTHES AND HOME

These 3 things define pretty much everything we aspire for as humans, aren’t they.I do understand that now people have made new versions saying roti,kapda,makan aur Internet :P .But, i will stick to the traditional ones and take stock of what i want from My Dream Home.

Before that, lets just do a quick dekho into the Food and Clothes department.

FOOD : There are those who say , “Eat To Live” .But then being the part of the new awesomeness world i am part of and a crazy foodie at that, my motto with respect to food is “ Live To Eat”.All our lives we go through the treacherous ordeal of school,college and then slog ourselves for hours day in and day out.What for ? It is for that do nivala of food ,isn’t it :P . If you had any doubt , check out the Foodielogue ( sounds like a travelogue, no) which i did a while back.So, i can safely say that i have a taste for good food, and i have earned it ( Bournville style :P )

Clothes : Well, that flows from the first one.How? A foodie who spends a major part of his time staring at the computer, you get an idea.I have been endowed with a husht-pushpt body and if i remember correctly,3 packs (of flab)  :-) . Goes without saying that i cant afford not to buy clothes and get away like Salman does :P .Moreover, it takes some effort to look good when you have a healthy body given the Mango Junta’s fetish with all muscle-schucle .So, i make do with a decent wardrobe to have women drooling over me ( Well, If the fake Jhunjhunwalla can say that, so can i)

That brings me to the last and the ultimate necessity of any human being (well, even animals need that, but lets keep it simple)

HOME – I have been living away from my home for a good 7 years now having lived in college hostel , rented flat with friends, company guest house, PG (current) but then they have always been houses and none of them had any inkling of bearing any close resemblance to a home.Technically speaking, a Home is where the near and dear ones but then does that mean a bachelor living away from home cant dream of buying his/her own home (Focus on the word DREAM here :P )

Now, Real Estate prices are no mystery and believe me the U.S. credit crunch and the home loan crisis has not helped the cause much.To be absolutely blunt , my current salary and the savings (err..What ?) don’t allow me the luxury to even a buy a toilet where i could put the nameplate “Ankit Agarwal” .However, who stopped anyone from dreaming.Not sure if it actually works but then i will use it any was “ Those who dream,get”

How would i want my dream home to be like?

Good question, i haven’t really given much thought to it but then Experience can be a good starting point .The spontaneous genius inside me got to work and bring out the things i would definitely want in my dream home ( Well, there is one another reason too, which will be disclosed at the end of the post)

Calm and Serene Location

As clichéd it may sound, it is one of my top priorities for selecting a home.After spending a good 12-13 hours of my day at work, i would want to spend the rest of the precious time i have left at a place where i can’t be bothered with the traffic noise, neighbors raising hell and what not.I would not mind living a little away from the city, if that’s what it takes to have some peace.

A lush green garden

Well, if you have ever lived in metros, you would know.You won’t find one house with any hint of natural green attached to it.The mad rush and the shrinking land banks has made the thought of having a garden in a home criminal.But, yes i would want a garden ( will even make do with a terrace garden) in my home where i could tend to those awesome tiny little plants everyday.Back home, we live in a flat where there aint much scope of a garden.But, dad being a nature lover has managed to get all the balconies lush green with Money plants and what not.

Small Library

This is a mustest have in my must-have list for a dream home.At the risk of being self-pompous ,I am an avid reader and would be rather left alone with a book in a marooned island then some freaking friend of mine.But, as much as i cherish reading, its painful to see my books suffer homelessness.Loads of them bite dust in some corner of my room and beg for a proper shelter.So, when i build/buy a shelter for me, i am going to ensure i create a shelter for them too

I could on and on with my pre-requisites for a dream home but i mentioned the three closest and probably the most important things i want in my dream home.Apart from these, the usual ones like a sports complex ( though i am unlikely to use it :P ) , 24*7 power backup , a friendly neighborhood are there on the list.

Well, another thing that i would in my dream home would be that i should not take all my money to own one :P . It should be affordable or I should get rich enough to make it affordable for me :P

PS: This is my entry for a Marg Dream Home Contest , an awesome contest Marg Properties folks are running.If an opportunity of defining a dream home is not tempting enough, the contest has awesome cash prizes attached to it and what’s more – Lots of publicity (Interviews, Winners To be mentioned on their site, and lots more) .Well, blogging is one way but for those who feel lazy enough, they have a list of other ways too for you to participate like Facebook ,Twitter etc. What are you waiting for, head over for more details at Marg Dream Home  Contest

Answers To

Now, this post should have happened long back .But then, the response to the quiz was not what i had expected.Frankly speaking, picture questionares are always a little challenging to crack.However, some folks enjoy it and hence, i thought it might be fun to put it.

I was supposed to put up the answers to the first set of 5 questions i had asked in How Much Do You Know India Quiz-Part1 after 2 weeks.But since no one cared to attempt i thought no one is keen to find the answers as well :-)

But, @faltoo happened to have read the quiz and was keen enough to exercise his brain cells.He sent me the answers on twitter and wanted me to confirm.This made me realize that it is better to put the answers in case someone wants to give the quiz a try in future.

So, here are the answers to first 5 questions of the quiz ,

1. Satyajit Ray’s APPU TRILOGY pictures.

2. GURU, The person on left was the reporter who was played by Mithun, Nusli wadia was features as the PARSI contractor, Mani Ratnam director.

3. C.K Nayadu, First captain.

4. All are nick names of Indian Cricketers..

5.VIMAL, Reliance Industries Flagship brand. Viv Richardsd and Alan Border were once Brand Ambassadors. Dhiru Bhai ji is the founder of RIL.

Thanks to my friend Manrag for sending across the quiz and the answers too.I did not know the answers myself , but then may be you already knew that :P

Who’s Your Australian Open Winner? Predict and Win

Its Australian Open Fever right now, ain’t it ? After cricket and football, Tennis is one game that i can’t do without.The hectic work schedule did not allow me to catch the action at this year’s Australian Open but I ain’t missing the Finals for no one.Job Be Dammned :-)

Here is how the Finals are lined up

Men’s Singles

The gutsy Andy Murray has prevailed and is knocking on the Championship Doors where he awaits either Roger Federer or Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in the final .I don’t even have to say where i am putting my money :-)

Women’s Singles

Serena Williams looks the clear favourite to walk away from glory.But, the back hand goddess Justin Henin has come back in style.After a brief hiatus, she looks as hungry as ever.This one promises to be a nail biting finish.

But then, you did not come here to read my Australian Open commentary, did you ? “Predict and Win” is what got you here, right :-) Oh, common you can tell me

So, here is it? Think you know your tennis? Do you have the winners sorted out? Well, if you think you know who is gonna walk away with the crown, why not win some goodies to predict the winner.

The folks at Idubba are running a contest where they will be giving you awesome T-shirt and Tennis Goodies for predicting the Australian Open Winners

How cool is that? If you remember I had earlier covered as to What Is Idubba ? Now, this is an awesome give away from the folks who watch TV for a living :-) I mean , they are making the TV sexy again, so they ought to spend time on it.

Ok, you must be pissed by now right. How on earth do i enter the contest is what you want to know ?

Sure, you should have asked me earlier no :-) . Here is the one-click way to do it.Click on the Image below and wham, we take you to the place where you can claim your name to fame :-)

Who_Will_Win_Australin_Open_Contest

Now, all you need to do is.

  • Select your Men’s and Women’s Singles Final
  • Invite your friends and tell them about the contest.These guys have some secret algorithm going. The more you refer, the more are your chances to win :-)
  • You need to login to save your entry.If you are not registered already, it takes only a minute to sign up.

I have predicted my winners and i eagerly await the Finals.Have you ? Go do it now and come back to tell me you won the contest :-)

An Opportunity To Make A Difference, Vote To Support Giveindia NGO

I have never been actively involved in giving back to the society in any little way possible.One of my resolutions for this year to get active with an NGO and do my bit to contribute to a Noble Cause.

I always told myself that I have too many personal and professional commitments to actively associate with an NGO.However, ever since the amazing #deepwish campaign that happened on twitter during Diwali , where close to Rs. 55 k were raised in two days alone , I realized that all it takes is a desire to contribute in every little way possible.More than that, with Non Profit organizations leveraging Social Media successfully the barriers for contribution and possible reach have shrunk.

So, when this morning I received a mail from IndiBlogger titled ‘A call for help: Blog once and educate 40,000 underprivileged children of India’ , i got curious.I have had the opportunity of meeting with the Indiblogger founder Renie Ravin , and I instantly knew that if Indiblogger has joined hands to help a cause, it really means something.

In the call to the Indiblogger community, Indiblogger is trying to reach out to as many people as possible to help support a NGO working for the betterment of the unprivileged children of India.The community support is needed to help Giveindia win a competition on Facebook organized by Chase.

One of India’s most trusted and credible NGOs, GiveIndia is taking part in a competition on Facebook to win a US$1 million grant. The winner will be the NGO that gets the highest number of votes from Facebook users. The prize of $1 million will help put or keep 40,000 children across India in school for one year!

The contest has NGO’s from all parts of the world and it is going to need some real community support to see Giveindia reach the top.Imagine, 40k thousands being able to go to school should Giveindia get the US $1 million grant.

What You Need To Do: It does not get any simpler then this.All you need is a Facebook account and a few mouse-clicks.Yes, Just click the link provided below and register your vote.

http://apps.facebook.com/chasecommunitygiving/charities/338730

You can also click on the Community Badge embedded here to register your vote

How Many Days Do We Have : The contest is running for a week only from January 15 – Friday, January 22, 2010. It is still not late.A good 4 days to make a difference.Spread the word to as many friends you can

I have voted!! Have You….

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