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TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Total Gadha - Monday, 23 April 2007, 06:25 AM
 

CAT coaching MBA After working in the education industry for three years, I have realized that it is as funny as any other industry. It is full of its own contradictions, characters, and stupidities. As I am in the habit of writing something all the time, it was impossible that I would not write something about the coaching institutes. The following strips were written in my diary whenever I was struck with a thought and felt like writing it down. Although the strips are still raw, anyone who attends a CAT coaching will certainly identify with it.

The characters in the strips are as follows:
TG: me.
Natasha: the MBA counselor.
Tina: TG’s student and an MBA dilettante, the sort who takes the MBA classes for fun.
Taneja: Dumb math faculty but popular among girls because of his looks.
Marvin: the centre manager.
Shambu: the office boy.

==
Student- You are saying that 1500 of your students joined IIMs last year?
Natasha- Of course!
Student- But two other institutes- Career venture and CAT lounge- each claim the same figure.
Natasha- What, have you never studied set theory?? Enroll right now and attend our quant classes.

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Natasha- TG sir, you have
2:30- 4:45 class at North Campus and 3:00- 5:00 class at CP.
TG- How can I take classes simultaneously at two different places?
Natasha- We borrowed a new transporter from the 'Star Trek' guys.
TG (Entering the transporter)- I always wanted a job which was full of adventure.

(TG Note: We do it all the time)
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Tina, (in TG's class, TG writing (Xa)
× (Xb) = Xa + b on the board)- I'm going to fog my brain and resist all his evil attempts to make me study.
Tina, (to Natasha)- I want another math trainer. This one is not good looking and he teaches a lot of math.
Tina, (in Taneja's class and Taneja writing 2 + 3 = 5 on the board)- He teaches so well! I understand everything!

==
(A couple sitting in front of Natasha at the counseling desk)
Natasha- So, why do you want an mba?
The Guy- We don’t.
Natasha- uhh uhh, why are you enrolling then?
Girl- We heard it was a good place for dating.

(TG Note: Dedicated to all the love birds in the MBA classrooms)

==
(Natasha, counseling a student)
Natasha- Please take the diagnostic test. It is based on last year’s CAT and it will tell you where you stand right now.
Student- ok mam.
(Same student, after enrolment)
Student- Mam, I still haven’t received my diagnostic test score.
Natasha- Have you enrolled?
Student- Yes mam.
Natasha- We are still processing scores of last year’s students. You will get your score after your CAT.

(TG Note: Did anyone ever get his DT score in time?)

==
Marvin- I am in charge of this centre! I can order anyone! I can knock things apart! I can change my environment at will!
Shambhu- ye photocopy nahin hua. Dukaan band hai.
Marvin- Clean this desk and answer that phone.
Shambhu- Time nahin hai, main lunch karne ja raha hoon.
Marvin (cleaning the desk himself)- I am in charge of this centre! I can order anyone! I can knock things apart! I can change my environment at will..

(TG Note: You’ve got to face it, at every coaching centre, the office boys are the boss)


Any resemblance with any person, dead alive or comatose in classroom, is completely intentional and a sick joke on part of the author. The author takes full irresponsibility of sharing the secrets of coaching industry with ordinary junta.
Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by priyanka sharma - Monday, 23 April 2007, 08:10 AM
  ha ha ha.......
that diagnostic test thing is true. they never tell u the scores before u enrol.and yes, i also feel that a lot of guys come to coaching institutes just for dating.
Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Total Gadha - Monday, 23 April 2007, 08:21 AM
  Priyanka smile 
Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Inder Negi - Wednesday, 25 April 2007, 09:31 AM
 

TG,

what about the stength of class ........ it remains the same through out or ?????? ................what about beautiful girls who bring 10 boys with them...................

Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Total Gadha - Wednesday, 25 April 2007, 10:14 AM
  Inder,

hmmm smile Let me wrtie a comic strip on that too big grin

Total Gadha
Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Tanveer Ahmed - Saturday, 5 May 2007, 01:37 PM
 

ROTFL!!!  smile

regards

Tanveer

Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Deep Thinker Gadha - Sunday, 6 May 2007, 12:21 AM
  big grinbig grinbig grin big grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grin
Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Long Last - Tuesday, 8 May 2007, 03:32 PM
 

One thing u missed

marvin and natasha's rumers among the students

Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Software Engineer - Monday, 1 October 2007, 02:17 PM
  Which is y i hav nt joined koching klass. big grin big grin
Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Kavita Chauhan - Sunday, 25 November 2007, 09:34 PM
 

smile

i have a different experience regarding maths teacher mine was a really good Teacher ....much like u TG ......and Good looking too(maximum girl strength in his class ) smile

Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by Gyan Prakash Dwivedi - Thursday, 13 December 2007, 03:03 PM
 

only one word "mast"


Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by pramod dubey - Tuesday, 8 January 2008, 06:53 PM
 

thats realy true TG sir........u will never get d results of yr diagnostic test ....and one thing which is true is the one who taught least and basic and revolving around the bush ia always favoured by most of the students and d one who realy works hard and go in depth is not accepted.

regards

pramod.

Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by abhishek sinha - Thursday, 29 January 2009, 06:14 PM
 

The finish to the article (in italics) steals the show..tongueoutevil

Regards,

Abhishek Sinha.-

Re: TG's World- Humour in the MBA Industry
by SUPER gadhi.. :P - Thursday, 28 May 2009, 09:58 AM
  i liked the love birds' one...! mst hv been true in ur case wit dagny mam as well ;)